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Judged from your own bed. Lovingly. Chimp Plush: 12-inch plush, Gold chain, Side-eye included.
Before and after. Without it: Scrolling in bed, unwatched, Nobody there to roll their eyes, Plain bed, zero accountability, Gifts nobody remembers. With it: Scrolling under supervision, Chimp rolls his eyes for you, A bed with a coach in it, A gift that makes a point.
What you get with Chimp Plush: 12-inch plush, Embroidered gold chain, The signature Chimp face.
How it works: Pick its spot. Your bed, your desk or the shelf you see when you reach for your phone. Let it watch. Every time you grab your phone in bed, Chimp is right there, unimpressed. Put the phone away. The phone goes on the charger outside the room. Chimp stays. Fair trade.
Chimp Plush is coming in a small first drop. Join the drop list for first access.
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Get side-eye from Chimp every time you scroll in bedChimp Plush

Twelve inches of Chimp with an embroidered gold chain. Soft to hug, hard to ignore.

$35planned launch price
  • Keep a 12-inch reminder on your bed that sees every late-night scroll.
  • Look for the embroidered gold chain, the same one Chimp always wears.
  • Give it as a gift with a message to the friend who scrolls through movie night.

Coming in a small first drop

Join the drop list for first access and the launch price. One email when it is ready, nothing else.

Free. Unsubscribe anytime. Chimp hates spam too.

Why you'll love it

I know. A plush isn't a productivity tool. But hear me out: the scroll that gets you happens in bed, so that's where the reminder should be. Put me there. Twelve inches, embroidered gold chain, the same face I make when I hear your screen time. Soft enough to sleep next to, judgmental enough to make you put the phone on the charger first. I also make a solid gift for the friend who scrolls through every movie night. You know the one.

What's inside
  • 12-inch plush
  • Embroidered gold chain
How it works
  1. Pick its spotYour bed, your desk or the shelf you see when you reach for your phone.
  2. Let it watchEvery time you grab your phone in bed, Chimp is right there, unimpressed.
  3. Put the phone awayThe phone goes on the charger outside the room. Chimp stays. Fair trade.
Shipping and returns

Not on sale yet. When the drop opens, this page shows the shipping time and cost before you pay. Unused items can be returned within 30 days of delivery.

Chimp PlushConcept photo

A reminder that sits right where the scrolling happens

If your scrolling happens in bed, that's exactly where Chimp sits, so the reminder is in the one place you need it.

Chimp

Soft enough to hug, judgmental enough to work

Twelve inches of plush with an embroidered gold chain and the same unimpressed face you already know.

Chimp PlushConcept photo

A gift that says put the phone down, nicely

For the friend who scrolls through every movie night. It says what you're thinking, and it's a lot cuter about it.

Questions, answered

When does it ship?

It ships in small drops, and we don't promise a date until it's ready. Join the drop list to get first access and the launch price. When a drop opens, this page shows the shipping time before you pay.

Is this the final design?

Not yet. These are concept photos, so final details like colors, materials and size may change. The final specs go on this page before the drop opens.

How big is it?

About 12 inches. Big enough to notice, small enough for a dorm bed.

Can I give it as a gift?

Yes, and it may be the most polite passive-aggressive gift you ever give. Join the drop list to hear first when it can be ordered.

Does joining the drop list cost anything?

No. The drop list only takes your email. You pay nothing unless you decide to buy when a drop opens.

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