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Not lazy. Just cooked. Fixable. "Not Lazy, Just Cooked" Poster: 18 x 24 inches, Matte print, Chimp art.
Before and after. Without it: Calling yourself lazy daily, Guilt every time you sit down, Blank wall, loud thoughts, Thinking you're broken. With it: Knowing your brain is cooked, A reminder that it's fixable, Chimp above your desk, Starting with one small thing.
What you get with "Not Lazy, Just Cooked" Poster: 18 x 24 inch matte print, Not lazy, just cooked, Hand-drawn Chimp art.
How it works: Pick your wall. Above your desk, next to your bed or wherever the guilt usually shows up. Frame it or tape it. It's 18 x 24, a standard frame size. Or just tape the corners. Read it daily. Every time you feel lazy, read the poster. Then do one small thing.
"Not Lazy, Just Cooked" Poster is coming in a small first drop. Join the drop list for first access.
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Stop calling yourself lazy every time you sit at your desk"Not Lazy, Just Cooked" Poster

An 18 x 24 inch matte print that reminds you, every day, that your brain is fixable.

$19planned launch price
  • See Not lazy, just cooked above your desk every time you sit down to work.
  • Hang an 18 x 24 inch matte print, big enough to read from across the room.
  • Swap the guilt for a better explanation: your brain is overstimulated, not broken.

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Join the drop list for first access and the launch price. One email when it is ready, nothing else.

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Why you'll love it

For years I thought I was lazy. I wasn't. My brain was cooked: overstimulated by a feed built to win, until normal work felt impossible. That one shift, from lazy to cooked, is what made fixing it feel possible, because you can't fix a character flaw, but you can fix a setup. So I put it on a poster. Eighteen by twenty-four inches, matte, above your desk, right where the guilt usually shows up. Every time you sit down and feel useless, it says the true thing instead.

What's inside
  • 18 x 24 inch matte print
How it works
  1. Pick your wallAbove your desk, next to your bed or wherever the guilt usually shows up.
  2. Frame it or tape itIt's 18 x 24, a standard frame size. Or just tape the corners.
  3. Read it dailyEvery time you feel lazy, read the poster. Then do one small thing.
Shipping and returns

Not on sale yet. When the drop opens, this page shows the shipping time and cost before you pay. Unused items can be returned within 30 days of delivery.

Chimp

Swap the word lazy for one you can actually fix

Lazy sounds permanent. Cooked sounds like something that happened to you, and things that happened can be undone.

"Not Lazy, Just Cooked" PosterConcept photo

Big enough to read from your bed

At 18 x 24 inches, it's the first thing you see when you look up from your desk, and the hardest thing on the wall to ignore.

"Not Lazy, Just Cooked" PosterConcept photo

A matte print that looks good on any wall

Matte paper means less glare under your desk lamp. It works in a dorm, a bedroom or a home office.

Questions, answered

When does it ship?

It ships in small drops, and we don't promise a date until it's ready. Join the drop list to get first access and the launch price. When a drop opens, this page shows the shipping time before you pay.

Is this the final design?

Not yet. These are concept photos, so final details like colors, materials and size may change. The final specs go on this page before the drop opens.

Does it come with a frame?

No, it's the print only. 18 x 24 inches is a standard poster frame size in the US, so frames are easy to find.

What does it say?

Not lazy, just cooked. With Chimp, naturally.

Does joining the drop list cost anything?

No. The drop list only takes your email. You pay nothing unless you decide to buy when a drop opens.

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