Your feed stops making your Tuesday look like losing
The unfollow audit finds the accounts that leave you feeling worse, so your feed stops being a highlight reel of strangers.
Comparison fix
Stop feeling behind every time you open InstagramStop Feeling Behind
You compare your Tuesday to their highlight reel. This kit fixes the measuring stick.
$19one payment, yours for good
- Find the accounts that make you feel worse with the unfollow audit, in one sitting.
- Measure yourself against you from last month with your own scoreboard.
- Give your brain a week off the highlight reel with a 7-day comparison detox.
What you get
- The unfollow audit
- Your own scoreboard workbook
- 7-day comparison detox
Your totalSeparately $222$19
- Instant access
- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Secure checkout with Stripe
Delivered instantly. Open it on your phone right after checkout.
The 30-day "less cooked or refunded" guarantee
Use it for 30 days. If your brain does not feel less cooked, email hello@dopachimp.com and we send back all your money. No forms, no questions, and you keep the files.
Why you'll love it
Your brain compares. It's built in. For most of history you compared yourself to the people in your village. Now you compare yourself to the best moments of millions of strangers, picked by an algorithm because they got the most reactions. Someone's startup. Someone's six-pack. Someone's trip. Your brain files every one as normal, and then your normal Tuesday looks like losing. You're not behind. Your measuring stick is broken. This kit fixes the stick: fewer accounts that make you feel worse, and a scoreboard that only tracks you.
What's inside
- The unfollow audit
- Your own scoreboard workbook
- 7-day comparison detox
How it works
- Run the unfollow auditGo through who you follow once and mark who makes you feel worse. Then mute or unfollow.
- Build your scoreboardPick what you actually care about and track it against you from last month.
- Do the 7-day detoxSeven days of distance from the highlight reel. Notice how quiet your head gets.
Delivery and refunds
Instant. Right after checkout you land in your library with every file, and we email you the link too. Use it for 30 days: if it is not for you, email us and get all your money back.
A scoreboard where the only opponent is last month you
Strangers online are playing a different game. Your own scoreboard tracks the things you care about, against where you were a month ago.
Seven days to hear your own goals again
The comparison detox gives you a week of distance from the highlight reel, long enough to notice which goals were yours and which were the feed's.
Try it for 30 days. Love it, or get all your money back.
If your brain does not feel less cooked, email hello@dopachimp.com within 30 days. You get a full refund, no forms and no questions, and you keep the files.
Questions, answered
Do I have to unfollow my friends?
No. The audit is about accounts that make you feel worse, and muting works fine when unfollowing would be awkward.
Do I need to delete social media?
No. You keep your apps. You just change who gets to set the standard for your life.
Is this therapy?
No. It's a set of simple tools for comparison habits. If feeling behind has turned into feeling low most days, talk to a doctor or someone you trust.
Is there a discount if I get another kit?
Yes. Add any second kit to your cart and both are 20% off, automatically.
What if it's not for me?
Email us within 30 days of buying and get all your money back. No forms, no questions.
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